Can’t beat them join them?

Hello and good afternoon my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital and broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, (for those of you who are inContinue reading “Can’t beat them join them?”

The right hand superiority complex

Hello and greetings my Bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. My brothers, I have been off the scene for a while, but don’t worry I am still here! Brothers, what I wanted to talk about here is the issue of the right hand superiorityContinue reading “The right hand superiority complex”

The Bearded Captain; “Away from the chin beard needs care too”.

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My bearded soldiers, as always I love how you have shown love to me. My beards, we need to talk about an important issue, it’s an issue which we all go through. I am talking about the dreadedContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; “Away from the chin beard needs care too”.”

The Kellogs Crunchy Beard?

Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers. As you know, I go by the name of The Bearded Captain. My aim, my goal and my mission is to make you lovely souls laugh and smile, but educate and inform you of the perks of beard life as I do it. That my bearded soldiers, won’t change,Continue reading “The Kellogs Crunchy Beard?”

The Bearded Captain Is Here With Another Message: The Bearded Captain’s “Unsung Hero”

Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. Your Captain is here with another address. After delivering my address this morning, which was my first in a really long time here is another dosage of wisdom from The Captain. As stated in the previous blog your Captain has been spreading his message far and wide. WhetherContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Is Here With Another Message: The Bearded Captain’s “Unsung Hero””

The Bearded Captain with a Monday Message

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, I pray that all my soldiers are well and are maintaining their beards. For those of you men who aren’t on the true way (by growing a beard) then know that I am a patient Captain and my door is always open for you when you seeContinue reading “The Bearded Captain with a Monday Message”

The Bearded Captain; “Don’t Do A Brosnan Guys”

  Hello, greetings and good evening from me your Bearded Captain. I am sorry I haven’t been around of late my beloved soldiers, please forgive me for this. As much as I love you wonderful souls, The Captain has been in Bearded Hibernation. What that means, boys and girls – ladies, gentleman and clean shavenContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; “Don’t Do A Brosnan Guys””

The Bearded Captain; Don’t Dye Your Beard In Any Colour Except Ginger!

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray that all my soldiers are well, in good health and in the process of growing beards! Before I get my teeth into today’s subject, I just want to say thank you for you guys being such wonderful soldiers and as your Bearded Captain, I amContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; Don’t Dye Your Beard In Any Colour Except Ginger!”

The Bearded Captain,A Real Life Example Of The Consequences Of Shaving

  Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain. I pray that all my soldiers are well and in the process of growing beards. I want to address one of The Bearded Commandments with a real life example. The Bearded Commandment in question is the commandment that is “Thou Shall Not Shave His Beard”. A statingContinue reading “The Bearded Captain,A Real Life Example Of The Consequences Of Shaving”