Hello and greetings my Bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. My brothers, I have been off the scene for a while, but don’t worry I am still here!
Brothers, what I wanted to talk about here is the issue of the right hand superiority complex. Now as you know all Beards are equal, whether you’re black, Asian, Chinese.
What separates a beard from one to another is the length of beard. A longer beard has superiority of a shorter one because of the length of time that he has grown it.
One other factor that separates beards, is the right-handed man from the left-handed, and this is what I want to talk about. Brother beards of the left-handed person persuasion, we need to talk.
It’s about the right-handed people. Notice how I say the right-handed people, the right-handers are of course clean shaven and bearded. They are separate from us.
The righties, well think they’re right all the time because they’re “right-handed”. That’s bias bs right there. Then there’s the right hand-man, that’s another propaganda right there, “right from wrong” or “writing” ….. I can go on!
This is why I talk about this issue. Being left-handed isn’t the “devil’s work as some like to think … we’re a unique bunch and it’s time to stop the right-handed snobbery.
We need to stop terms that make lefties look bad. Like “left at the alter”, “left alone“ or “left overs”. It needs to stop!
Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Marilyn Monroe and Barrack Obama are just some illustrious names of the left-handed persuasion. So have a think about that, the next time you knock us lefties.
It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.