Hello and good evening my Handsome Bearded Devils, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media, I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! My Soldiers I want to talk about an important issue in the life of Beards, this is the shaving loophole. My Bearded Stallions, this has caused debate amongst other Beards, but moustache … whip it off give it a shave.
Nothing worse, in my opinion then a moustache that goes over your lip. Please don’t do a Yosemite Sam, (someone who had their tash over their lip). When your drinking, your mush is drinking with you and when you’re eating, heaven forbid, but there are times you end up eating your Moustache.
Brothers, I have done this with my Beard and it’s disgusting. The other parts of man that needs shaving is, your err herm *cue the Manscaped plug*. I am not gonna say any catchy slogans like trim the grass to make the yard look bigger. Trim the yard, because it’s disgusting not too, a Beard promotes cleanliness, so yes that means underarm too.
When you put deodorant, aftershave or perfume on, if you apply it under arm you will feel the stinging sensation. I say that’s a good thing, it’s the fresh skin feeling. The last example of where you can apply the shaving loophole …. is of course the head!
There will never be a reason to shave your face, just no! I must admit, shaving the head and feeling the fresh cut head and when it hits the cold pillow at night, that’s one of the best feelings in the world.
On that note, thank you for reading, I have been and will always be The Bearded Captain, good night!
The Bearded Captain 