The Bearded Captain With Some Words; Beware Of Man Flu

    Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray all my Bearded Soldiers are well inshaaAllah and are in the process of growing beards. I want to start this address by saying I apologise that my own standards in The Bearded Field have slipped. For the past two months, after extensive training fromContinue reading “The Bearded Captain With Some Words; Beware Of Man Flu”

The Bearded Captain; Clean Shaven Men Can’t Have Man Flu

  Hello and greetings from your bearded captain. I pray all my soldiers are well inshaaAllah and are looking after their beards, the way they should be looked after. My bearded soldiers, my bearded children whenever I do these (blogs), as you know there’s a reason as to why I do them. So as forContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; Clean Shaven Men Can’t Have Man Flu”

The Bearded Captain’s Guide Of What To Wear

Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray that inshaaAllah you’re all well. Since I love you so much, and I know the feeling is mutual ;). Boys and girls I have another instalment or insight from my wonderful mind and I give you today’s instalment from The Bearded Captain …… The Bearded Attire,Continue reading “The Bearded Captain’s Guide Of What To Wear”

The Bearded Captain; The Bearded Commandements

Hello and greetings from the bearded captain. I pray that my soldiers are well inshaaAllah. Even as your captain, I must apologise and say that sorry for not being “around”. You see the thing is, I was just testing you all to see how you would react when there’s no one around. Would the miceContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; The Bearded Commandements”

The Bearded Captain; With the beard comes responsibility

Hello and greetings my soldiers,it’s me again, The Bearded Captain. As your bearded captain I thank you for being such brilliant soldiers, you know what I say, a captain is as good as his soldiers and you people are lovely soldiers to be responsible of. Ok, that’s the mushy stuff out of the way. PleaseContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; With the beard comes responsibility”

The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day

  Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain,I hope all my soldiers are doing well and are in the process of growing beards, if you haven’t already. So let me tell you about my day, I know you’re dying to know about it! To tell you about my day today, I have to make aContinue reading “The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day”

A Day In The Life Of The Bearded King

  Bearded magnificence, doesn’t come to all naturally. Some are born with it, some have to take special measures to allow the man fur to come into their lives. If you are Asian like me, this isn’t usually the case, we seem to have face on our hair as soon as we come out ofContinue reading “A Day In The Life Of The Bearded King”

The Bearded Captain Here With A Few Words

Hello, greetings from your Bearded Captain. Before I was appointed (or self-appointed) as The Bearded Captain, life was very sad *sad face*. I before my new fancy title was known as Ayyaz Malik, a man who was epic, but didn’t believe the hype of his own magnificence with a beard, hence why I didn’t haveContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Here With A Few Words”