Hello and Greetings, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile.
My brothers, I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves. I want to talk about an important issue in the life of beard.
When one thinks of change, this can mean many things. What I, Ayyaz Malik The Bearded Captain want to talk about is a change of epic proportions it’s revolutionary. This isn’t anything to do with Scissor Kutz being dumped as my beard barber (lads you’re safe), no this is food related.
Loyal and dedicated followers of the blog, will know I love my food, the evidence is in my waistline unfortunately. Brothers, I love my Dixy Chicken which I know you know. What might not be quite as well known as my love of the Mini Burger on the Dixy menu.
It’s just perfect, if you’re hungry three of those bad boys and you’re stuffed! If you’re not really hungry, just a couple will do. What makes it so special then? Well that’s the juicy tender chicken fillet pieces that are placed in the burger.
Shaped like a hot dog, the almost stuffing of the chicken and it jumping out of the burger, alongside the mayo and lettuce, Magnifique! This burger is an institution for the in the £1 region burger.
The connoisseurs of that burger are Dixy Chorlton, South Manchester, but there has been a twist! The Dixy boys have changed the mayonaise what goes inside. What’s usually a conventional mayonnaise is now a yoghurt type of sauce.
Not just any type of yoghurt sauce, it’s spicy yoghurt sauce! Dixy, I think with this move you have isolated your Non-Asian customers. Am I right? Only time will tell I am ;). It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.
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