Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Brothers and no facial hair sisters. It’s the time we live in, just roll with it, please. Greetings, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, Flag Bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media.

I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers, you’re hearing right don’t worry. My Bearded Beloved, I have some news. Scissor Kutz is no longer my go-to Bearded Barber.

Kings, I am not sure how you will look at me when I say this, Brothers I have met someone new, a new Bearded Barber. Brothers, she’s called Stanley’s. You have every right to be upset, but my Soldiers/Soldier it just happened.

I wasn’t looking to shave and shape my Beard away from home. Stanley, she just happened. Does it excuse it? Of course not. For long since I can remember I have spoken about loyalty.

Scissor Kutz was a long way away, and well Stanley was right there, with its gloss and razzmatazz all singing and dancing new shop. He welcomed me and my Beard with open arms, he gave my Beard Trophy some TLB, Tender Loving Of Beard.

I still care for Scissor, but how good Stan did, it made me realise Scissor Kutz was taking the relationship for granted. We’re still good friends, but for the sake of my Beard, it’s best me and Scissor Kutz part ways.

The split was painful but amicable. I have full custody of my Beard and as a goodwill, I will go to see the carer of my baby, (my Beard) once every so often.

I wish this split didn’t happen, but my Beard feels alive again after so long. Just in case you think I want to jump from my Beard Shop to Beard Shop, I have been with Scissor for just short of 10 years, it’s a long time.
S

Stanley’s is cheaper too, and the service is on par, if not better!

On this note, it’s over and out from your Bearded Captain.

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