What fingerless gloves and a goatee have in common

Hello, good evening my Bearded Brothers, it’s me Ayyaz Malik aka the Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers I pray you’reContinue reading “What fingerless gloves and a goatee have in common”

The not so joys of hospitals

Hello, good morning my Beards it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. My Bearded Brethren, I pray you’re well lookingContinue reading “The not so joys of hospitals”

Keeping warm in the winter

Hello, good morning my Beards it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. My Bearded Brethren, I pray you’re well lookingContinue reading “Keeping warm in the winter”

The way to The Bearded Captains heart

Hello, good morning my Beards it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. My Bearded Brethren, I pray you’re well lookingContinue reading “The way to The Bearded Captains heart”

First toilet roll now this?!

Hello, good evening my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Bearded Kings let’s talk about an issue that’s important inContinue reading “First toilet roll now this?!”

British airways review

Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag Bearer of all Beards on digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Brothers let’s talk about aeroplanes, neooooow. Sorry not sorry,Continue reading “British airways review”

The perfect burger

Hello, good afternoon my Bearded Brothers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Bearded Kings, I hope you’re well, are inContinue reading “The perfect burger”

When there is a heat wave

Hello, good evening my Beards. It’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all Beards and flag bearers of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Bearded Kings, I pray you’re well, in goodContinue reading “When there is a heat wave”

Why there is more to the Beard than meets the face

Hello, good morning, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Bearded Soldiers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and yourContinue reading “Why there is more to the Beard than meets the face”

What a fresh beard cut and hair cut have in common

Hello, good morning my Bearded Brothers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. Shining Bearded Knights, I pray you’re in good health, looking after yourselves andContinue reading “What a fresh beard cut and hair cut have in common”