Hello, good morning my Beards it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
My Bearded Brethren, I pray you’re well looking after yourselves and your Beards! Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue in the life of The Bearded Captain and that is keeping warm in the winter.
Bearded Kings, it’s been tough out there. We face wise, we have been ok as we have our face blankets, our Beards. For the clean-shaven, well they would have to settle with snoods, feel sorry for them, but they made their bed.
Also, it’s hard for us bald men, but I thankfully have adequate headwear, which keeps my head warm. For keeping your other limbs warm, well one resorts to turning the heating on. In today’s day and age, to turn the heating on, you will need to have a chat with the bank manager, such is the absurd costs of gas and heating.
Turning the heating on, with the aid of a timer is one way, also using an open fire helps. This helps in two ways, The first is, you get warmed up by chopping the logs up for making that open fire, and then you get warmed up by the fire itself.
The last way, I would advise is by having a Kambal, I am sure I have spelt this wrong. This Shiny Bearded Knights is a quilt, but not any kind of quilt. This quilt is as thick as the wool of 10 sheep, exaggeration yes, but that’s what it feels like.
You wrap yourself in that bad boy, my God, do you get warm. It reminds me of the time I went to Pakistan for a family holiday. I couldn’t sleep it was too cold, to remedy this, I was given the Kambal and thereafter I was out like a light!
Brothers, it’s tough out there, but having a Kambal just might be one of the best investments you make this winter. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.
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