Even beards need to stay safe too

By Ayyaz “The Bearded Captain” Malik Hello and greetings my bearded beloved’s, good afternoon. As we are insolation season, I will make sure that I address you, my soldiers in this time. A lot of you, might be fighting boredom, and other dom’s – maybe stardom, but as you are not as magnificent as TheContinue reading “Even beards need to stay safe too”

An amusing story to make you smile during covid 19

By Ayyaz “The Bearded Captain” Malik Hello and good greetings from The Bearded Captain. Good afternoon my bearded soldiers, I pray we are well, in the middle of maintaining our beards and in these unprecedented times, looking after our health. Just like in other addresses, I will again use this chance, to express my thanksContinue reading “An amusing story to make you smile during covid 19”

A guide to survive in isolation

By Ayyaz Malik (The Bearded Captain, leader of all beards) It’s a strange world we live in. Not as strange though as the times we are currently living in. We are in the 21st century of course, but currently, we are living something of a life which looks familiar to Yester century (this is nowContinue reading “A guide to survive in isolation”

The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day

  Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain,I hope all my soldiers are doing well and are in the process of growing beards, if you haven’t already. So let me tell you about my day, I know you’re dying to know about it! To tell you about my day today, I have to make aContinue reading “The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day”

The Bearded Captain Here With A Few Words

Hello, greetings from your Bearded Captain. Before I was appointed (or self-appointed) as The Bearded Captain, life was very sad *sad face*. I before my new fancy title was known as Ayyaz Malik, a man who was epic, but didn’t believe the hype of his own magnificence with a beard, hence why I didn’t haveContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Here With A Few Words”