Hello and good evening my bearded soldiers, I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. Greetings, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue this evening, that’s the issue of the Beardnet. Nope, it’s not a Bearded alternative to a certainContinue reading “The Beardnet”
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The Just Trimmed Feeling
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. My bearded brothers, I hope you’re looking after yourselves and looking after your most prized possession your beard. Now, brothers, you have seen that I am a bald-headed bearded man, so I won’t know the freshContinue reading “The Just Trimmed Feeling”
The jaw line “beard”
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers. It’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My brothers, a beard isn’t just about catchy phrases and slogans. Brothers, the beard is the uniform to symbolise how awesome and rock& roll we are. We have touched upon it, but in this blog,Continue reading “The jaw line “beard””
Dispelling a myth
Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers, good evening it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards. I pray you’re well and looking after your beards, as well as maintaining them. My brothers, we have seen, as well as discussed several scenarios and dealt with them along the way. The Covid-19 issue is ongoing, butContinue reading “Dispelling a myth”
A Father’s day message from The Bearded Captain
Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards on digital broadcast media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that beard who tries to make people smile. My brothers, there has been some good news in recentContinue reading “A Father’s day message from The Bearded Captain”
The Joys of rain
Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, flag bearer and trend setter of all beards, on digital broadcast media. My bearded beloved’s, just because I might have veered off a little on talking about beards, please understand, the love and passion I have for man’s true best friend (his beard) hasn’tContinue reading “The Joys of rain”
Weddings; Asian vs Non Asian
Hello, and greetings, my bearded soldiers – it’s your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards on digital media, here with another topic that needs some discussion. My Bearded Brothers, after the kind feedback of yesterday’s piece on family gatherings, I want to talk about the wedding ceremonies; Asian vs Non-Asian. After reading my previous blogsContinue reading “Weddings; Asian vs Non Asian”
Family gatherings; Asian vs Non-Asian
Hello, and greetings my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards on digital media. I hope you’re well and looking after yourselves. My bearded beloved’s, I am here this evening to address you lovely souls. Brothers, I hope you’re surviving in these tough times, times where you can’t fully maintain yourContinue reading “Family gatherings; Asian vs Non-Asian”
The people who you can’t trust (Satire)
Hello, good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain (Leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital media). My beards, I want to stand to salute you all first of all. You’re a credit to yourselves and your face. My brothers (non-keyworkers) you have had to overcome the “you needContinue reading “The people who you can’t trust (Satire)”
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