When you know you’re a Northerner

Hello and greetings my Bearded Soldiers. It’s me your Bearded Captain. Leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards on digital media.

I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that baby tried to make people smile.

My brother is what I want to talk about today is an important issue the issue of being a northerner (from the North of England).

So just to give you an insight brothers we are a very proud bunch of northerners. Our unique phrases and very iconic landmarks.

Our cold weather, our rain is what makes the north than it is. The legendary phrases “you are right R kid”.

All other phrases like do you want a brew? Yorkshire Lancashire you know this all goes under the northern bracket but we are united as brothers but obviously the cricket matches for example.

Then is red rose again to White rose. It’s really cute when people are in Manchester for example who are not from around and say do you know where the city centre is?

After you’ve composed yourself from having a face of disgust you realise they mean town. The lack of hustle and bustle the the severe congestion there 100 miles an hour that I might be down south.

The north and us northerners we like to live life in the chilled lane. We say hello to people that we don’t know just to be friendly.

Oh I nearly forgot when I say north of course that means like Lancashire and Yorkshire and there is that there is north after Watford and the M1.

I know our a Scottish friends We’ll see people from the north of England as being from down south.

Which is understandable as far as their thinking is concerned.

But what isn’t understandable is our Birmingham friends Midlanders and their belief that they’re from up north.

No I’m not talking about that hit Channel 4 show. What I’m saying there is you are a bit undecided as to where your allegiances lie.

People from down south can have the snobbery and the belief that they are better than people from up north.

The truth is though let’s put it like this. BBC offices have now moved up north to Manchester of course from London.

House prices cost of living is much better up north. I am imagine For a pint of milk is probably for five times more than it is up north.

Of course over exaggeration sarcasm put times why would you not want to move north it’s the greatest part of the country and its of course where are you Bearded captain resides from the north of England.

Great restaurants, great chicken takeaways And Bearded connoisseurs i.e beard barbers- what is there not to like about the north?

Guys have I missed anything out? Northerners amongst you let me know of any other fantastic reasons to live in the north in the comments.

It’s over and out from your Bearded Captain. Stay blessed stay Beard!


Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. ayyazmalik.com is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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