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  • The passing of the torch moment

    Hello and good morning my Bearded Soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards. I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves, but more importantly looking after your beards! My Bearded brothers, it’s been with great privilege and honour that I can say I am your Bearded Captain,…

  • Signs of psycho (satire)

    Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. I pray you’re all well, and in the process of growing your beards.  My Bearded brothers, I want to talk about an issue, that is worthy of mentioning. This my brothers, isn’t bearded topic as…

  • The decorative beard

    Hello and good morning my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag-bearer of all beards. My bearded brothers, I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves and your beard! My bearded brothers, project Bearded Captain is blossoming quite nicely.  There is the blogs, which we’re doing here, the vlogs,…

  • How to deal with the haters

    Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, as always hope you’re well and looking after yourselves & your beard! Brothers, this topic comes back around every so often, it’s getting a tad boring, even I admit this. Having said that my brothers, this…

  • The Bearded Captain is now on podcast!

    Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards. My brothers, I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves and your beard. Brothers, I have some good news, The Bearded Captain series, which as you know is available here on the blog through WordPress, is now available on podcast!…

  • The gap beard explained

    Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain. Brothers, I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. my Bearded Beloved’s I want to talk about an important issue. That is the issue of The Gap Beard. Brothers, that’s as literal as it sounds. Now, I must admit this topic didn’t come…

  • So when do you know you have a big beard? (Satire)

    Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards, flag bearer of all beards. My brothers, as always I say I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. My brothers, I am sure you remember when I was going through the painful ordeal of being reduced to the…

  • The Beardnet

    Hello and good evening my bearded soldiers, I hope you’re well and looking after your beards. Greetings, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. Brothers, I want to talk about an important issue this evening, that’s the issue of the Beardnet. Nope, it’s not a Bearded alternative to a certain…

  • The Just Trimmed Feeling

      Hello, and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader and flag bearer of all beards. My bearded brothers, I hope you’re looking after yourselves and looking after your most prized possession your beard. Now, brothers, you have seen that I am a bald-headed bearded man, so I won’t know the fresh…

  • Does my beard look big in this?

    Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beads and flag bearer of All beards on digital media. I am that Bearded who tries to make people laugh I am that beard tries to make people smile. My brothers for those of you who are in couples you will…