The Bearded Captain, With Some Real Talk

Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain, I pray my soldiers are all well inshaaAllah. I know you missed me my bearded children, but worry not I hadn’t gone far! Literally my bearded children your bearded commander and chief and I had some “things” to deal with. Don’t worry though my bearded kids, we dealtContinue reading “The Bearded Captain, With Some Real Talk”

The Bearded Captain’s Guide Of What To Wear

Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray that inshaaAllah you’re all well. Since I love you so much, and I know the feeling is mutual ;). Boys and girls I have another instalment or insight from my wonderful mind and I give you today’s instalment from The Bearded Captain …… The Bearded Attire,Continue reading “The Bearded Captain’s Guide Of What To Wear”

The Bearded Captain; The Bearded Commandements

Hello and greetings from the bearded captain. I pray that my soldiers are well inshaaAllah. Even as your captain, I must apologise and say that sorry for not being “around”. You see the thing is, I was just testing you all to see how you would react when there’s no one around. Would the miceContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; The Bearded Commandements”

The Bearded Commandments!

  Hello and greetings from your Bearded Captain. I pray all my soldiers are ok inshaaAllah and are in the process of growing beards! Just like yesterday, I have an important issue to make you aware of, this my bearded brothers is the issue of The Bearded Commandments. The Bearded Commandments is only available inContinue reading “The Bearded Commandments!”

The Bearded Captain; With the beard comes responsibility

Hello and greetings my soldiers,it’s me again, The Bearded Captain. As your bearded captain I thank you for being such brilliant soldiers, you know what I say, a captain is as good as his soldiers and you people are lovely soldiers to be responsible of. Ok, that’s the mushy stuff out of the way. PleaseContinue reading “The Bearded Captain; With the beard comes responsibility”

The Bearded Captain Here To Address An Issue

  Hello, greetings it’s me again your bearded captain. I hope all my bearded brethren are ok inshaaAllah. I have an issue that has been playing on my mind, no it’s not when I become the Bearded President of the United States Of Beardland inshaaAllah that’s a case of when rather than if. No myContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Here To Address An Issue”

The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day

  Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain,I hope all my soldiers are doing well and are in the process of growing beards, if you haven’t already. So let me tell you about my day, I know you’re dying to know about it! To tell you about my day today, I have to make aContinue reading “The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day”

A Day In The Life Of The Bearded King

  Bearded magnificence, doesn’t come to all naturally. Some are born with it, some have to take special measures to allow the man fur to come into their lives. If you are Asian like me, this isn’t usually the case, we seem to have face on our hair as soon as we come out ofContinue reading “A Day In The Life Of The Bearded King”