Hello good evening and greeting my bearded soldiers. It’s me your bearded Captain leader of all beads and flag bearer of all beards on digital media.
I am that beard tries to make people laugh and I am that baby who tries to make people smile.
My bearded beloved’s. What I want to talk about this evening, is the issue of myths.
Brothers now I’m sure when you were kids you were told some real real fantasy tales let’s say .
I think you might know where I’m going with this. When you’re a kid where you told if you eat all your vegetables you will grow tall and strong?
Yeah that’s believable that’s why am 5 foot 10 and stone and a half overweight. Or if you go to sleep past 12 the witches will come to get you?
It looks like these witches don’t have GPS because they’ve not been able to find me as I am forever the night owl.
Or what about if you watch a bit of the Frankie Vaughan if you know what I mean this Stuns your growth too. Maybe that explains why I’m not six-foot then.
I was also told that sodium saccharin was worms juice and I believed it. Other characters like Father Christmas and the tooth fairy I believe straightaway they were mythical.
Maybe the other myths could be oh daddy is just going to get some milk. But some of these as I go through them and as I write them out now are a little bit embarrassing that I actually believed that these were true.
Have I missed any out my bearded beloved’s? As I was doing my research for this blog I was going to add carrots help you see in the dark being a myth.
As a matter of fact brothers it is technically true. This is science and not my bearded wisdom.
Finally my brothers man flu I thought to myself was a myth that needs to be dispelled but again it is actually true.
So there you have it ladies and gentlemen here is my list of myths that I believed to be true.
Have I missed any? Let me know in the comments.
It’s over and out from the Bearded captain stay blessed stay in beard.
The Bearded Captain 