The Bearded Captain Here To Address An Issue

  Hello, greetings it’s me again your bearded captain. I hope all my bearded brethren are ok inshaaAllah. I have an issue that has been playing on my mind, no it’s not when I become the Bearded President of the United States Of Beardland inshaaAllah that’s a case of when rather than if. No myContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Here To Address An Issue”

The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day

  Hello and greetings from The Bearded Captain,I hope all my soldiers are doing well and are in the process of growing beards, if you haven’t already. So let me tell you about my day, I know you’re dying to know about it! To tell you about my day today, I have to make aContinue reading “The Day Of The Bearded Captain; Cuban Pimp Day”

A Day In The Life Of The Bearded King

  Bearded magnificence, doesn’t come to all naturally. Some are born with it, some have to take special measures to allow the man fur to come into their lives. If you are Asian like me, this isn’t usually the case, we seem to have face on our hair as soon as we come out ofContinue reading “A Day In The Life Of The Bearded King”

The Bearded Captain Here With A Few Words

Hello, greetings from your Bearded Captain. Before I was appointed (or self-appointed) as The Bearded Captain, life was very sad *sad face*. I before my new fancy title was known as Ayyaz Malik, a man who was epic, but didn’t believe the hype of his own magnificence with a beard, hence why I didn’t haveContinue reading “The Bearded Captain Here With A Few Words”