The Sticky beard discussed

Hello and greetings my bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Captain leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards.

I hope you’re well my bearded beloved’s. My brothers I am sure you remember us speaking about the issue of food getting stuck in the beard.

This is a phrase we would cap as the Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut beard. Well now my brothers I want to use this example of the Crunchy Nut beard, but use a similar concept for when liquids get stuck in your beard. 

With your cereal, you can not forget to mention the fact as the cereal can get stuck in beard and so does the milk! Now the cereal can get out of the beard, but the milk? Well that’s a different tale altogether. 

Other liquids that can be troublesome are of course egg yolk (happens to me all the time in the morning)! The milk has its problems, but the egg yolk? Boy that’s super challenging!

Just like with food getting stuck in the beard, my beards,  a comb is necessary. With liquid?

This is a different kettle of fish. Washing, combing and even product too is needed brothers. liquid gets stuck in your beard it’s a nightmare.

I am going to say as part of my expert plan, this is the reason why I don’t usually put sauce on my burger or donner kebab! But in recent times I have been enticed by spicy burgers. 

The taste is magnificent, but again for the beard maintenance it’s a nightmare. So what’s the cure for liquid getting into the beard?

Well brothers it’s that … make sure you wash your beard throughly after the event, comb your beard too and to top it off apply balm and oil accordingly too. 

It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain. Stay blessed, stay beard!

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