Hello, good evening my Bearded Beloved’s, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh, and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brothers we need to talk. when you’re naked but you’re not. Kings let’s get straight into it. Praying you’re all fit and healthy too of course. Bearded Soldiers, the first example is when you shave your moustache or Beard.

When it’s there your face is warm and your lip, well let’s just say it’s like you have a lip warmer. The difference is stark when you shave it off. With the Beard example, in particular, your face shivers with the smallest wind breeze.

Your face feels exposed! The next example is that of when you do wear a watch normally, but then one day you don’t. Not only does your wrist feel bare (naked), but it also feels lighter. Ahh, so when I lift my left wrist it’s like it’s doing a workout.

Thank God for the PG version of the wrist workout! Finally, last but not least, that’s the example of leaving your phone at home. Brothers I am not sure if you’re like me, but 99% of the time when you leave home you check to make sure you have your phone and your wallet.

It did happen to me on one occasion when I left my phone and realised when I was at work. To put it mildly, I learned not to do it again. On that day I forgot my phone, I was leaves counting and worse still, was having to speak to people!

The absolute horror. My Bearded Kings so since that mishap, I pat my left leg down to see my phone is there and my right leg to see my wallet is there, in a way I can only describe as what they show when you get searched in a police cell.

Or we can use the example of when going through airport security and going through the scanners. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

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