What men shouldn’t do

Hello and greetings my Bearded soldiers, it’s me your Bearded Leader. I pray you’re well and looking after yourselves, but most importantly looking after your beards!

My bearded beloved’s I want to talk about the issue of what men shouldn’t do. Brothers, this isn’t actually referring to men shaving their beards, which is a red flag in itself.

Brothers I am referring to the shaving of eyebrows to start with . Just why would any right minded man do this? The shaving of eyebrows to me, seperates the women from the men.

Why do some men want to mimic this? God only knows. I know having the Mansell eyebrows, maybe cringe to some, but just no put the tweezers down!

Your eyebrows are fine the way they are, when they said that would raise eyebrows brothers, we weren’t inviting you to shape them.

Other things men should not do , is wear high-top trainers with a suit.

It makes you look like a douche, this is the best way I can explain it. It’s not cool, and you’re not Neymar who is the only living human who could get away with such.

There are some men who still wear white trainer socks. This fellas, another no no.

Brothers, you’re men you’re not 15 anymore! Grow up and get yourself a pair of cotton socks. Multi-coloured socks is acceptable too.

This is just me personally, the next example, but I do hear of stories that some men take longer than women to get ready.

Just don’t be one of those men. I think this is a case of a bit of insecurity almost. I know the need to make an effort and with your beard you will be precise about this, but no don’t take longer than your woman to get ready.

Lastly some men, neglect housework or have never touched the spatula in years let’s just say .

Brothers, cleaning isn’t a woman’s job we’re not in the 1950″s ….. man up and grab the brush and make that house clean, this is what men should do.

Just made a sweeping statement there, yes pun intended. You know brothers, your Captain speaks and leads by example. I can happily say say I do cleaning in the house and I am learning how to do some cooking too.

Before this concerted effort of learning how to cook started, I can tell you I made you a mean bowl of Kellogg’s crunchy nut corn flakes and pot noodle too for that matter.

It’s over and out from your Bearded Captain. Stay blessed, stay beard.