Hello and good morning my Bearded Brothers, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and trend setter of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that beard who tries to make people smile.
Brothers, it’s been a while I know, and I am sorry. Like I have said before, I will say again, my beloved’s I have not forgot you! I promise you I am here, leading the ship and being The Captain of that ship, as you so desire. My beloved’s, I have been working on things away from the blog.
This is a challenge brothers, no matter whatever the task, I don’t leave you guys for too long. It might not seem, but I really start to miss you guys! Brothers, let’s talk it’s about an important issue. It’s the issue of a shave foam.
Yes, Bearded Soldiers, it’s chemicals we don’t put on our face, as we don’t plan to look like women (be clean shaven). What I want to talk about here though guys, is that I have gone on record and said use the foam (the bit that you have left from shaving your head), on your beard.
I argued it’s fragranced and will help the beard. As I am still a leader who is learning on the job, this has emerged to be not true. Instead of helping your face trophy, it has been hindering. Brothers, The Captain’s top tip … don’t put shave foam on your beard.
My soldiers, it makes your beard hard. The beauty of the beard is that it needs to be soft. On that note, it’s over and out from your Bearded Captain.