When you are oblivious to the weather

Hello and Greetings it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media, I am that Beard who tries to make people smile. My beloved’s I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards!

I want to talk about an important issue in the world of Beard. Brothers, it’s about being oblivious to the weather shall we call it. My Bearded Soldiers, I want to ask you are you like me? I mean, are you like me when it comes to having coffee in the summer?

Apparently it’s too hot to have coffee and in the winter it’s too cold to have ice cream or cold drinks, this is nonsense right? I want to know your opinion on this please guys. Also, me personally, it’s only if it’s like near 40 degrees weather, would I turn down a fish and chips or any other fry up.

To keep the topic on weather for want of a better way of putting it, cold weather does dictate the clothes you wear. If it’s cold, you can ditch the shorts! Some blokes have legs that give you nightmares and that put you off your dinner.

Lock them away, lock them away! You’re not a postman who wears shorts in minus temperature , you don’t work on street corners where they do the same, nor are you gonna go five-sets with Rafa Nadal. That’s one side of it, the other is don’t be like one of those shady drug dealers.

Those gentleman, don’t wear just one pair of sweatpants in the scorching sun, nope they wear two ! Obviously these guys live in Dubai all year round and think UK’s summer is meek compared to The Arab Emirates.

I am sure I have opened up a discussion here, so what do you think I want to know your thoughts, it’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.


Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. ayyazmalik.com is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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