Hello and good afternoon my Brothers, it’s me your Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media, I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
My Bearded Soldiers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! Beloved’s we need to talk, what we need to talk about is some things that irritates The Captain and no doubt you too. Brothers, I am sure you’re the same, but have you ever spilt something and then it doesn’t come out of your clothes for example? Here Brothers, I want to talk of something along these lines.
Brothers, one of the worst feelings is, seeing someone clean shaven I know, but another example is getting super glue on your hands. The stickiness, isn’t like getting the sugar frosting in your hands, no!
This my Beards is like your thumb or fingers getting suffocated and then your hand crinkles up! This is a fate you won’t wish on your worst enemy. Thankfully, after a few days it does sort itself out, after the hours of filing the roughness, I must add.
Another example is when bleach touches clothes, or colour run! Many of clothes have been ruined due to that deadly duo! With the colour run, never ever does it make an additional ‘nice’ colour, it has go and ruin it!
There is the colour run remover which has been discovered, thank God for that! The last thing of the things you can’t get out list is chewing gum! You get that SOB in your shoes, it’ there for the long haul!
Well, as I don’t have hair, I have seen some get bubble gum in their hair and that lead to some waterworks for the person who managed to get some in their hair. Can’t remember how they got it out, but I can only think to offend the stuck hair by cutting it is the solution.
Imagine getting gum stuck in your beard??? Ahh, wouldn’t wish it on anyone, the same way I wouldn’t wish any Beard to get icing stuck in their beard of toffee/caramel. God forbid! It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.
The Bearded Captain 