Hello and good evening my Bearded Beloved’s it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all beards on digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! My Shining Bearded Knights, I want to talk about an important issue in the life of Beard. The issue of bad habits. We all have them, if you ask women they will say men have a habit of leaving the toilet seat up and well … breathing.
My Bearded Soldiers, as much as they want to say want to say they have a point, I want to talk about bad Bearded Habits. Bearded Stallions, we all have them! So for me, I would have this strange habit of running through my beard with my thumbs and finger, at bottom of the Beard (near the Adam’s Apple part).
I would what I describe as flick my Beard for many minutes upon end, it annoys me but I still do it sometimes!
Unfortunately, the habit doesn’t end there, I even feather other parts of my Beard too. Now, I have been thinking for so long, what the solution to this is, brothers – I still don’t definitely have one. What can say is this, now I carry my Beard Comb with me, the habit has severely reduced.
A habit, is a habit and can take a real effort to refrain from I think. There is one other Beard habit I have heard of, the eating of the Beard. My Shining Beards in armour, I know you will be thinking of biting nails and to put spice on your fingers is the solution.
Well, if you’re Asian, will it though? We Asian’s are born with spice ….. (not that kind) the curry spice kind. Brothers, you can’t put spice on your Beard so that’s not one solution, so brothers if you feel you fall foul to this then maybe try perfuming your Beard.
The fragrance, depending on the one you use smells like fragranced soap. My Soldiers, would you eat soap? I will answer that, no! You’re not five years old anymore!
Other Beard habits for some men is shaving theirs ….. *rolls eyes*. Brothers, put the razor down! A razor is for shaving your head, your legs (mine are fine the way they are thanks) and your err herm.
Ideally try to busy yourself and not make time to day dream, brothers I think for me when I do my Beard habit, it’s coz I am day dreaming. Maybe some food for thought here, try to make yourselves busy and keep your minds occupied?
A busy mind, doesn’t make your hand Beard find, if you get the jist of what I am saying.
It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.
Thanks to my dear brother Beard for this suggestion. An important issue, needed to be talked about.
The Bearded Captain 