The rules of dying your beard/hair

Hello and good afternoon, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards, flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital broadcasting media, I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brother Beards, I pray you’re well looking after yourselves and your Beards! I want to talk about an issue in the world of Beards, facial hair and hair. My Shining Bearded Knights it’s the issue in life, that some of us might go into denial about.

Not all, but some. Brothers, here’s to praying for you to have good health and life, with that in mind, there will be a day where your hair will fall out (sorry) and when your hair will go grey (sorry again).

Now with that in mind, there are some ground rules to dying ones hair. Brothers, when your hairs start to grow grey, don’t be naive when you see someone who is clearly an elder states person with jet black hair, blacker than black shoe polish, we know it’s just for men really!

Just please give over, we all (if we live long enough) will have greys. Black and grey hair or black and grey beard? There is nothing wrong with this. To look like George Clooney or well one of those Instagram Beard models, it’s the dream!

There’s something called respectability, and for me that ‘frill’ and the frill with long hair growing from the back is just like what the hell? O and comb overs!? Brothers this is a family blog, I have rules and have no intention to break them.

So to finish this particular message, when you grey, grey with grace, don’t cut the three strands in your Beard (mentioning no names). When you grey, yeah dye it ginger, ginger is cool – especially for Asian facial hair!

It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.

Good afternoon, as I am becoming an expert as I have experience 😩, here in this blog I talk about grey Beards 😭

Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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