Top tip, don’t cheat on your Barber

Hello and good afternoon, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards and digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.

Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! My Bearded Heroes, I want to talk about something in the world of The Bearded Captain. My Shining Bearded Knights, I want to talk about your Bearded Barber.

My Bearded Soldiers, the confidence you get from your Beard and the Je ne sais quoi feeling you get, this is down in part to your Barber. Master Craftsmen and perfectionist, your Barber is an unsung hero.

When your Beard Barber gets to work and weaves their magic on your man fur, it’s their personality and artistry their expressing on your man fur. So Brothers as sincere advice, once you find a Barber, please stick to him.

My Bearded Stallions, your Beard is your Sacred Temple and shouldn’t be touched by anyone, be modest about your Bearded Chastity. From experience, I am ashamed to say it, I can tell you, getting your Beard done from another Bearded Barber, it’s a Bearded Affair.

Eleven times out of ten, it’s not worth it. They don’t wax your cheeks properly, they don’t quite do the shape up, the way your regular dude does it. For convenience, or for price that makes you try someone knew, and what happened? You’re wiping the tears from your face and Beard aren’t you!?

Brothers, it’s not a good look. You stick by your Beard through thick and thin, the person who helped your Beard and in turn your face look that good, deserves the same kind of loyalty. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.


Published by ayyazmalik

Hi guys thanks for having a look at my blog :) . Just to state the obvious my name is Ayyaz Malik. I love writing articles, it's been a passion since I have been a 'wee nipper'. To share a little bit about myself I am training to be a cricket umpire (yay!) and I work for the Asian Sunday :) which is a up and coming paper in Bradford. is my way of sharing with you my view on sports world and world in general.

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