Hello and good afternoon, it’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards and digital and digital broadcasting media. I am that Beard who tries to make people and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
Brothers, I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards! My Bearded Heroes, I want to talk about something in the world of The Bearded Captain. My Shining Bearded Knights, I want to talk about your Bearded Barber.
My Bearded Soldiers, the confidence you get from your Beard and the Je ne sais quoi feeling you get, this is down in part to your Barber. Master Craftsmen and perfectionist, your Barber is an unsung hero.
When your Beard Barber gets to work and weaves their magic on your man fur, it’s their personality and artistry their expressing on your man fur. So Brothers as sincere advice, once you find a Barber, please stick to him.
My Bearded Stallions, your Beard is your Sacred Temple and shouldn’t be touched by anyone, be modest about your Bearded Chastity. From experience, I am ashamed to say it, I can tell you, getting your Beard done from another Bearded Barber, it’s a Bearded Affair.
Eleven times out of ten, it’s not worth it. They don’t wax your cheeks properly, they don’t quite do the shape up, the way your regular dude does it. For convenience, or for price that makes you try someone knew, and what happened? You’re wiping the tears from your face and Beard aren’t you!?
Brothers, it’s not a good look. You stick by your Beard through thick and thin, the person who helped your Beard and in turn your face look that good, deserves the same kind of loyalty. It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.
The Bearded Captain 