Hello and good afternoon my Bearded Soldiers! It’s me your Bearded Captain, leader of all Beards and flag bearer of all Beards on digital and digital media, I am that Beard who tries to make people laugh and I am that Beard who tries to make people smile.
Bearded Aficionado’s I pray you’re well, looking after yourselves and your Beards. Brothers, we need to talk, we need to talk about Christmas, and the aftermath of it. Brothers, I want to talk about the period we are in, the ‘no mans land’.
It’s not Christmas, as that was four days ago, and it’s not new years as that’s in three days. I know brothers, this can come off as a dull and boring time …. I sympathise. Your favourite bakery is shut (my favourite) until 4th January (yes it’s unforgiveable).
This period brothers, for those of you who celebrate, you will spend time with the family no doubt and have lots of food. Again I will put my services out there .. If you need terrible jokes telling like the ones you get in Christmas crackers, I am your man!
Famously my manager, after a few of the jokes I told her, said she would prefer cracker jokes to mine, I know her loss. Like I always say, if you don’t laugh at them, it’s your problem not mine. During this period, the TV is the same, and maybe predictable.
Home alone has made it’s annual appearance no doubt, O Police Academy and Die Hard must be surely on during this period too. Depending on your job, your office won’t be open during this time and in Covid times, a lot of time is on one’s hands.
I am not saying your holding a watch there, for the smarty pants amongst you. Brothers, stick in there, good ways to keep yourself preoccupied during this is do exercise, learn a new skill or three! But most importantly of all, read my blog and watch my videos, thank you brothers.
It’s over and out from The Bearded Captain.